Top-10 reasons why Dr.Sharma heard "This-is-not-your-time"

[BSharma]

Puneet,

Nothing that I have written about Sandeep is a lie, and all I have done is exaggerate the truth. Well, may be I went overboard on # 3 and #4, but our job is to find him a soul-mate.

[*sridinats*]

1. He leads a very simple life and is a man of few words, and when asked what’s going on, he replies, “nothingnew.”

Thats the best!!!!!

[jaydeep]

Bhushan ji lost my words to appreciate ur excellent work.

Superb!!!

Jaydeep.

[jimmy]

hey, i know why jimmy hasnt posted yet...
he's been busy google searching for "jimmy's response to bhushan"
unfortunately google hasnt given him any good enuff links yet!!!

I am happy to note that you have not let your self satisfied with your innate quality of "baiting".
You are really making very good improvements. keep it up

[*sridinats*]

10. Sandeep beta is such a bright boy that he interacts regularly with “genius”.

He must be "completelyconked" to think bout taking on Genius everytime!!!!

Sridhar

[Indian]

Haha good ones here.
Don't think Sandeep actually managed to see the list while he was at the airport. Or probably, he is thinking hard at the moment to come back with a top ten list on Bhushan. Sandeep, it's your time now.

[BSharma]

More than Sandeep, I am dreading what Jimmy is cooking for me.

Of course, taking "panga" with the big boss Dhruv is never a good idea. I may have to plead temporary insanity to get away from the clutches of Dhruv and Jimmy.

[BSharma]

Those hyped up virtues of Sandeep were quite lame , so I have been thinking of better stuff all day long while I have been at work.

I hope that you will find some wacky advices given to Sports-India personalities up to your standards.

Wacky advices given to Sports-India Personalities:

5. To Arjun2761 from Bhushan: "Let me introduce you to this Jimmy fella..... oops...err....umm.... I mean....ugh....oh yeah... I meant Jimmy Carter!"

4. To Ajay and Indian from Dhruv: "Running the golf contest and chess contest is a piece of cake. How much time can it take? Look, I run this damn Sports-India and I have been gone for weeks at a time."

3. To Leander Paes from his friend: "You trying to read ‘How to win friends and Influence People’ by Dale Carnegie”? Are you nuts?"

2. To Harsh Mankad from an unnamed AITA official: "You don't need no help from AITA. That name "Mankad" is worth a million bucks!"

...and the wackiest advice received by a Sports-India personality....


...For this one .....


...you have to use your imagination.....


...and let it run wild ......


...Imagine a 14-year-old Jay......


...standing in front of his teacher at school.....


...Jay is wearing a white lungi......


...tucked up to above his knees......


...a tilak is on his forehead.......


...a worn off pair of old Bata chappals on his feet.....


...holding a book in his hand titled......


..."Advanced Calculus for Geniuses Only".......


...and the wackiest advice received is.......


...To Jay from his sports teacher........



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1. “If you don’t play tennis you will know diddly squat about tennis.”

[jaydeep]

... Stages of my expressions ...

Bhushan ...

I think no need of any coments after that ...

Jaydeep.

[puneets]

That's hilarious Bsharma.
You are raising the bar higher and higher.

[PKBasu]

Wow, what a comeback. Bhushan had become a less frequent poster for awhile, but he has now created the ultimate (not just top-10) thread in the forum!

(Please share your good or bad Air India experiences. I hope I am not opening a new can of worms.)

Here are some trite ones. I once missed a flight to London because of the awful Mumbai traffic, and needed to get onto another flight quickly. It was past midnight and the next flight available was on Air India. The only ticket available was on first-class, but the gentleman at the counter said there were two types of first class tickets -- one costing Rs58,000 the other Rs85,000. I naturally chose the former! (Which other airline would price the same seat so differently -- AND offer the choice to the customer?!).
Once on the plane, I asked for my customary Darjeeling tea. Promptly came the reply, "No sir, we don't have that. We only have Indian tea".

When I was a graduate student at the University of Pennsylvania, I decided that my first trip back home had to be on the national airline (those days, India was facing a foreign exchange crisis, so I thought I should help the balance of payments in my small way by taking Air India even though it would involve an extra Phila-NY leg on Amtrak or a domestic airline). Unfortunately, two days before my date of departure Air India announced that its employees were going on an indefinite strike...which didn't end until I had returned from my trip to India on another airline.

[gbelday]

Bhushan,
I got a chance to read all the lists today and can't stop laughing My colleagues are looking at me like I am some kind of a wierdo
-Gautam

[Indian]

4. To Ajay and Indian from Dhruv: "Running the golf contest and chess contest is a piece of cake. How much time can it take? Look, I run this damn Sports-India and I have been gone for weeks at a time."

Now I get the part of taking "panga" with Dhruv. Probably, he is gonna come back with a script to put an entry on his name every hour.

3. To Leander Paes from his friend: "You trying to read ‘How to win ..

Haha! Really nice one. LP has really shown some leadership skills lately.

2. To Harsh Mankad from an unnamed AITA official: "You don't need no help from AITA. That name "Mankad" is worth a million bucks!"

If only Harsh was playing the old 'Mankad' sport.

The last is the ultimate imaginative work from Bhushan. The 'Ramanujam' 'tennis' professor who is yet to pick up a tennis racket but nobody can match his 'serve'.

[Nate]

LOL !!!! That was really funny Bhushan!!!

[jayakris]

...and the wackiest advice received by a Sports-India personality....

...you have to use your imagination.....
...Imagine a 14-year-old Jay....standing in front of his teacher at school.....
...Jay is wearing a white lungi....tucked up to above his knees......
...a worn off pair of old Bata chappals on his feet.....
...holding a book in his hand titled....."Advanced Calculus for Geniuses Only".......
...and the wackiest advice received is....... To Jay from his sports teacher........

1. “If you don’t play tennis you will know diddly squat about tennis.”

... and some 28 years later, Jay was sad about the retirement of an esteemed website moderator, to whom he was tempted to send an advice which he did not send because of the age-old Indian tradition which does not approve of people advising their "elders" .. The advice was,






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"Ah, Doc, you take life way too seriously .. A few fights in our forum won't bring the sky down ... You need to get a sense of humor!" ....

Jay