Just for Fun

[S_K_S]

Me? Smart? No Sir! I am the guy in this application form!

(apologies to Shibi...just this one post! Promise!)

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

He will give you the licen.

If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

2. phust name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yourj: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leabe blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :

____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje

provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

[nballa]

Me? Smart? No Sir! I am the guy in this application form!

(apologies to Shibi...just this one post! Promise!)

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

—————————————————————–

NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

He will give you the licen.

If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

2. phust name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yourj: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leabe blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :

____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje

provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

highlighted a bunch of spelling mistakes.

[BSharma]

Me? Smart? No Sir! I am the guy in this application form!

(apologies to Shibi...just this one post! Promise!)

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

highlighted a bunch of spelling mistakes.

Naveen is on a roll.    Watch out Samarth, you may be the only member left in your exclusive club. 

[nballa]

Naveen is on a roll.    Watch out Samarth, you may be the only member left in your exclusive club. 

somebody's been giving me +ve karmas.
this has got to stop. if anything you are killing the devil.

[BSharma]

Naveen is on a roll.   :D  Watch out Samarth, you may be the only member left in your exclusive club. 

somebody's been giving me +ve karmas.
this has got to stop. if anything you are killing the devil.

You are softening up, Naveen.  Jimmy aka Bharat Nair never changed his stance, at least not in public. 

Jimmy had many fights in the forum and he and I were involved in many of them, but I believe that Naveen and Jimmy are nice people, and as along as the attacks do not become personal, the "odd" discussions sometimes add spice to the forum.

Moderators, please move some of these posts to an appropriate thread.

[S_K_S]

highlighted a bunch of spelling mistakes.

I am confused. Is this double irony or did he not get the joke?

[jayakris]

Sam, he got the joke for sure - he was just picking the few spelling "mistakes" according to the Bihari diksonari.   Naveen is a funny guy.  He got another + karma from me.  That is two in a day, if you can believe it.

I was already laughing reading your stuff, and then I saw naveen's crack below that.  I was quite literally on the floor.

Jay

[suresh]

Yes, truly funny stuff -- got promptly forwarded to some of my friends.

By the way, none of you seem to realise that you got to carry out a Z_2 action on nballa's Karma. So if you  want to applaud him, you need to smite him 

[jai_in_canada]

That Bihari driver's license application thing made the rounds a few years ago.  BTW, they say (in most places) that drinking and driving is not good. However, if after Yadav gets his driver's license in Bihar he wants to drink to celebrate before he drives home, here's a place where he can get chilled beer.

[Atithee]

This picture reminds me of the fact how even the best fronts of stores and professionals such as doctors etc. are reduced to the competency of the painting crew.  I often wonder if a terribly mangled English version is doing more damage than the proclamation it is supposed to do.  Then again, as several posts here as well as elsewhere have shown, riting karekt spllng isnt alwys nesasary.  If it serves the purpose of fulfilling the needs of a non-Hindi reader, then it may well be worth it.

P.S. This would make it to the Headlines of The Tonight Show in a snap.  A baby bear instead of chilled beer -- what a gas!

[jai_in_canada]

P.S. This would make it to the Headlines of The Tonight Show in a snap.  A baby bear instead of chilled beer -- what a gas!

This could also be a verb - as in a woman bearing a child.

[Atithee]

That might make it even more eligible!  Now it could be a maternity clinic (ala come here to bear your child).  A chilled beer may lead to one sometimes anyway.

[Varma]

That might make it even more eligible!  Now it could be a maternity clinic (ala come here to bear your child).  A chilled beer may lead to one sometimes anyway.

or an infertility clinic

- Varma

[S_K_S]

Have you guys not seen the tattoo on Beckham's arm of his wife's name?

Vihktoria.  I love the attempts to phonetically translate English into Hindi.

[img width=533 height=400]http://www.bangitout.com/uploads/78beckham_tattoo.jpg[/img]

[BSharma]

Have you guys not seen the tattoo on Beckham's arm of his wife's name?

Vihktoria.  I love the attempts to phonetically translate English into Hindi.

Is this where Saif Ali Khan got the idea of having a tattoo on his arm also - of course, not having Victoria written on it, but Kareena?