Top-10 reasons why Dr.Sharma heard "This-is-not-your-time"

[India1989]

Guys for me the top 10 sports list is this.

1. Sania Mirza
2. Shiva Keshavan (for qualifying for winter olympics for 3rd time in a row without much funds and attention, kudos to him)
3. Irfan Pathan
4. MS Dhoni
5. Sourav Ganguly (for his never giving up attitude)
6. Baichung Bhutia (fantastic performance)
7. Nasser Hussain (good job as a player and as a captain)
8. Joshna Chinnapa
9. Mithali Raj (great job for women's cricket team as a captain)
10. Its me for giving attention to all types of sports. (just joking guys calm down), its Saina Nehwal

[jaydeep]

Again Bhushan as his best ...

Bhushan u r making this section worth reading and we r really appreciate that u r around here to add more interesting posts.

Jaydeep.

[puneets]

Sharmaji..that was one hilarious list.
Waiting for many more in the near future.

[vkd_1717]

Keep them comming Bhushan

[India1989]

Hey you guys forgot Narain.

He might be in this list.

[Kumar]

Bhushan, did you get permission from Dhurv for the other top 10 lists? Or still waiting?

[BSharma]

Kumar,

Like a student who has finished taking the final examination and is awaiting the results, I sit here twiddling my thumb and wondering if I will get the green light or not.

A thumbs-up sign from Dhruv will result in some spoofs about the forum members, and a negative verdict will mean that the "Top Ten Little Known Facts about Jimmy" will stay stay with me.

[vkd_1717]

Guys for me the top 10 sports list is this.

1. Sania Mirza
2. Shiva Keshavan (for qualifying for winter olympics for 3rd time in a row without much funds and attention, kudos to him)
3. Irfan Pathan
4. MS Dhoni
5. Sourav Ganguly (for his never giving up attitude)
6. Baichung Bhutia (fantastic performance)
7. Nasser Hussain (good job as a player and as a captain)
8. Joshna Chinnapa
9. Mithali Raj (great job for women's cricket team as a captain)
10. Its me for giving attention to all types of sports. (just joking guys calm down), its Saina Nehwal

How can you forgot about the biggest to asset Indian sports (after Sania Mirza) ANIL KUMBLE!!!

PS Dhruv please please please give Bushanji the green light for his top ten lists

[BSharma]

Dhruv has not given me the green light, but I will use the Jesuit Rule (It's better to ask forgiveness than to ask permission) and post my top ten list. I am not sure where Dhruv is, or may be that one of the top ten list (#1. Ultimatum from girlfriend, “Dump Sports-India or it’s Sayonara, baby!”) reasons is true.

Jimmy is one of those characters at Sports-India that we all love - either people love him or love to hate him. I hope it is not the latter. I have dreaded posting this list more than any other one, and I trust that it meets with everyone's approval.

Ten Little Known Facts about Jimmy You Always Wanted to Know: (some are not known to Jimmy also)

10. Jimmy was born as a healthy baby boy at home, but two months premature.

9. As can happen only in Bollywood movies, our hero's (Jimmy's) long lost twin brother, Arjun2761, was born two months later in a hospital.

8. Two names that turn him on – “Google” and “Edward Gibbon”.

7. Once worked as a bureaucrat under super cop KPS Gill in Punjab.

6. Gets adoring fan mails by the bucketful from forum members.

5. Got nearly banned from another discussion forum for flaming himself.

4. Once considered posting at Sports-India, “I was wrong”.

3. Jimmy is a fictional character made up by Jay, and he uses that username when he wants to get feisty.

2. Introduces himself as, “Bond. Jimmy Bond”.

1. Man oh man, you may insist but I can’t tell you where Jimmy lives.

[amr090]

hahahahhaah



that is a masterpiece...

[jayakris]

By the way, I forgot to explicitly say how much I laughed at these two from Bhushan earlier (about the Santa Clause wishes)

5. Harsh Mankad: A15 year permanently renewable contract.

4. Prakash Amritraj: A-year-long trip to the International Space Station for dad Vijay so he can finally have a real tennis coach.

That was fan-bloody-tastic. "A15 year permanently renewable contract" -- You trying to get him married, eh? .. Beautiful ..

But, imagining that whole idea of Vijay sitting in a rocket and shooting off to outer space, when Praksh drives down to a coaching academy (to hit on some clay courts, I might add!) made me totally LOL!!!

Jay

[puneets]

Bsharma - Another great list....we want more
Jimmy..where r u ?
Where is your top-10 list

[jaydeep]

Bhushan u r giving me learning lesson of writing extraordinary messages ...

Jaydeep.

[Varma]

What a hilarious list, Doc. I laughed my guts off. Throw more of those, Bhushanji. Everyone's having a blast.

By the way, I forgot to explicitly say how much I laughed at these two from Bhushan earlier (about the Santa Clause wishes)

5. Harsh Mankad: A15 year permanently renewable contract.
Jay

I too loved this one, Jay. Quite a f(p)un filled one. I wonder what Harsh's reaction was?

- Varma

[paulo_eddie]

hey, i know why jimmy hasnt posted yet...
he's been busy google searching for "jimmy's response to bhushan"
unfortunately google hasnt given him any good enuff links yet!!!